Thursday, September 28, 2017

you have broken photos

if you're worried
about heart attacks
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4 signs your heart is quietly failing you

with trade policy in flux
sometimes we spend too much for the holidays
doubling your impact
but here's the solution
trump plans to make magic pill available to everyone
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Monday, September 25, 2017

dr. nootropic

I miss you
shocking brain steroid
parasite feeding off your cells?
stop
stop
dr. fungus

stop
stop
stop
crepey skin

stop
stop
clinical trials
stop
annuities
turmeric is OBSOLETE

I'm an adult, I'm a girl, I'm super sexy
stop sending me your photos
start earning your degree this year
stop
stop
stop
US government wants to help you
stop

your memories are fading away